Funny Quote: Be not afraid of life. Believe that life is worth living, and your belief will help create the fact. HENRY JAMES .
Sent By: liberta. 20060101



Funny Quote: Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back.ANONYMOUS .
Sent By: liberta. 20060101



Funny Quote: Dreams pass into the reality of action. From the actions stems the dream again; and this interdependence produces the highest form of living. ANAIS NIN .
Sent By: liberta. 20060102



Funny Quote: Every morning, I get up and look through the 'Forbes' list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. ROBERT ORBEN .
Sent By: liberta. 20060102



Funny Quote: For everything you have missed, you have gained something else, and for everything you gain, you lose something else. Ralph Waldo .
Sent By: liberta. 20060103



Funny Quote: Half of the people in the world are below average. ANONYMOUS .
Sent By: liberta. 20060103



Funny Quote: How we spend our days is, of course, how we spend our lives. ANNIE DILLARD .
Sent By: liberta. 20060104



Funny Quote: I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.WHITNEY BROWN .
Sent By: liberta. 20060105



Funny Quote: I can resist everything except temptation. OSCAR WILDE .
Sent By: vygail. 20060105



Funny Quote: I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. ILIE NASTASE .
Sent By: vygail. 20060106